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I swear we are living in a simulation and the NPCs are glitching.

Bonus - salty commentary by a Jamaican lady.

Uh, actually she's wearing tight pants that match her skin tone. Nice try.

R2 please Google “ashy.”

I love the old lady on the mobility scooter, vacantly staring at our intrepid heroine.

Stop fat-shaming her. She’s celebrating her size. Big girls need love, too. 😉

Lori Lightfoot seems to have put on a few pounds since she went to teach America's future leaders at Harvard.

Is she wearing a short dress that rode up her broad backside?

Perhaps R9, but she has to feel the draft.

I don't see beef curtains but for a large woman her ass could have been worse.

[quote] This is FLL btw

I took one look at the video, and thought... FLORIDA.

It really couldn't be anywhere else.

Jail time. And plenty of it.

It was so nice out that she decided to leave it out

Water running up the spout but I don't care

Good try, douche. Where are the beef curtains?

Sometimes a gal just needs to air out.

I wonder what happened when she had to raise her arms at the x-ray machine? I would most definitely turn away.

She shoulda been arrested.

Hopefully she wasn't delayed and was able to get to the Hoochie Mama Convention on time.

[quote] She shoulda been arrested.

There oughta be a law!

[quote] NO DRAWERS!

Apparently not because if she had them perhaps she’d have found some appropriate clothing to wear.

How could she ever have thought that was appropriate attire for travelling? Didn’t a friend or family member say something to her before she left for the airport. Imagine having to sit next to her, or in that seat after her.

I wonder if anything was said to her at the check-in desk?

Imagine the dingleberries she leaves behind.

The absurdity of this is compounded by the fact that everyone on line appears to act like it’s perfectly normal.

If you told me that this was a viral prank filmed on a studio set built to look like an airport, I’d find it more believable than what actually happened.

Imagine sitting in her seat on the next flight.

It's easy access scratchin' when you got a cooter itch y'all!

[quote] The absurdity of this is compounded by the fact that everyone on line appears to act like it’s perfectly normal.

It’s Spirit, so “normal”.

She had underpants on when she entered the airport, but her big ass clearly ate them by the time she got to the ticket counter.

DAT AZZ WUZ HANGRAY!

[quote]This is FLL btw

I was about to note that this is redundant & stating the obvious, but then I remembered Spirit has at least a few flights out of MIA as well. (But yeah, OBVIOUSLY Florida. Not even Texas is that trashy!)

R2 is correct. She's got short shorts.

[r33], no. There are no shorts. Her buttcrack is as clear as day in the video.

[quote]Good try, douche. Where are the beef curtains?

The only reason why I clicked on this thread.

Her gunt/fupa ate her beef curtains.

R34 Pants going up your buttcrack is a trend, google it, or stand in line at Walmart.

It really is "The Great Unwashed.'

Is she wearing butt floss bikini?

She wasn't wearing a thong. She was wearing a 'thang'.

I pity the poor fool who has to wash her outfits.

R12 If the airport wasn't a factor, this could have been taken in a Wal-Mart, from virtually every town in the United States (excluding, maybe, the upper eastern seaboard)

The first thing I noticed was her crusty heels!

R2/r33 are partially correct. She's not only wearing pants, they come down to just below the knee.

They just happen to be super thin and tight. Not even Spirit would allow anyone to fly so apparently blatantly nude below the waist.

I blame Kanye for this whole nude is the new normal.

The guy behind her is puking.

Is this the 2023 version of THE DRESS?

Some viewers see pants, while others see bare skin?

Because I definitely don't see pants.

I guess they are more like sheer leggings that are nearly panty hose, r 48. Towards the end of the clip, you can see the brown drawstrings hanging down the front.

The drawstrings are orange like her top and leggings don't have drawstrings. Her skin tone is a bit lighter at the folds in the back of her knees which has led some to think she's wearing pants. She's not.

[Quote]Shall we make getting old illegal, maybe you would like a society in the 700s movie Logan's Run where all people over 30 are eradicated.

They're my tampon strings y'all.

I agree with one of the comments that her dress probably rode up and no one told her.

“Spirit, you gon’ let dis happen?”

I love how her narration becomes a fervent prayer.

There are TWO sets of drawstrings, r51. The first set you see are orange, as you say, from her top. The second set are brown, from whatever the hell she is wearing.

There is no way in hell that she would be allowed to walk around literally half nude.

You can see how gathered the dress is at her waist and also the uneven design in the back. There are no secondary draw strings and leggings do not have drawstrings anyways. She's carrying stuff in her hands as well as her luggage so that may be the confusion.

Quite a poonanny on that sow.

If you're wearing a dress that short wouldn't you wear panties?

It’s safe to assume that if she is wearing some kind of skin-tight miracle fabric, the crotch is completely cut out.

Her “dress” isn’t even hiked up that much. It would not cover her derrière even if pulled down.

I can’t believe there’s no updates.

After rewatching I do see below the knee leggings that are very close to her skin tone. That said, shouldn't she have worn a shirt that goes below ass line.

R60, can't you see it's a stretch dress, put to the ultimate test. Since the left side is almost covering her it could have definitely been pulled down to cover her ass.

R62 I see it now. Makes sense. If someone complains or refuses boarding because *indecent exposure* she just pulls the 'dress' down and covers her ass--literally and figuratively.

I don't know why so many women insist on wearing cloths that are clearly too small.

Agree that she's wearing knee length leggings.

Please don't be Bl....oh, shit!!!

That thing she's wearing on top is no dress. It's some sort of top that has been cut at a jaunty angle on the bottom. I suppose she thinks it's haute couture. Or better yet 'whore coochieture'.

If I ever become so poor that I have to fly Spirit, I'd rather kill myself.

I would not sit on an airline seat with my bare butt. GERMS PEOPLE! Gross

Her parents must be proud. We raised a fine hoochie mama.

Clearly, a couple of seams have given over.

I saw a woman on fifth avenue in the high 40’s with her ass hanging out like this a month or two ago. Similar situation in that I wondered, “is it possible she just doesn’t realize it’s ridden up?” But she could not have started out with full coverage.

At one point she started screaming at someone. I couldn’t tell for sure if she was just a typical insane street person in the midst of a crisis or she was putting someone who had dared to suggest she was inappropriately dressed in their place.

It was weird because the outfit could have been some sort of attempt at a “power clash” with a plaid mini skirt and bright top or it could have been a homeless person wearing random clothes.

I feel like I see stuff almost as bad as this on a fairly frequent basis.

Maybe she's wearing shorts, but her ass gobbled them up?

R2 is correct. Look at her ankles. You can clearly see the line at both ankles where her leggings end.

She's wearing skin-tight leggings that match her skin tone, which is a really bad choice, but it's also not public nudity. Which is why she isn't being hauled out of line and arrested, and nobody in line is looking at her twice.

Well, it's Spirit Airlines, so she's perfectly dressed for the occasion.

If she's wearing tights, those are the nudest, sheerest tights I have ever seen.

Nothing at the ankles or knees. Skin tone is simply different at those areas.

I was standing in front of her in line. When I turned around and saw her, I could read her lips.

Change the name from Spirit to Stripes.

[quote]I was standing in front of her in line. When I turned around and saw her, I could read her lips.

Did her lips say QUEEF?

What would Helen Keller do?

[quote] What would Helen Keller do?

She’d feel the buffalo’s buttocks to determine what was in front of her and then she’d make the sign for “NO DRAWERS!”

It's named Spirit Airlines and yet their planes have never crashed.

Yeah, I can see the knee-length leggings or whatever you'd call them. But, it's still inappropriate, if slightly less so, and gross.

I hope she puts a towel down on that seat. Go with nudist colony rules, Spirit Airlines.

I was impressed with no cellulite

Don't forget that the woman who was right there says she forgot her drawers! I think she would know better than we do. The Mirror is calling it a dress. Watch this video disappear like the Zapruder film, we'll never be sure!!!!

"A woman spotted at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport in Florida has gone viral after the seemingly oblivious passenger wore an orange halter-neck dress that appeared to show her backside"

"I was impressed with no cellulite."

IF she had it, it would be obscured by the leggings. So, she may or may not have cellulite.

R94 that is the only thing that makes me think it must be leggings, the skin overall is too smooth for someone that big.

R6 she is thinking "Damn, did someone bring DEAD FISH in their carry-on?"

I see no pants, no tights, no leggings on that.

It's like the story of the Emperor's New Clothes, but in real life.

On the plane

Coffee, tea or… SOMEONE PUT AN OXYGEN MASK ON THAT BUSH!

This landwhale is gonna be the next "Is this dress gold or blue?" internet controversy.

I'm team "no leggings, bare ass."

Is it worth starting a new thread so we can have a poll?

She could eat a lot but be younger and active. Also dark skin hides imperfections better

Brown yoga pants you fools.

That woman is stark naked from the waist down. Do not give me this "she's wearing leggings" bullshit. Don't gaslight my eyeballs. I am seeing her butt, her crack, her cheeks, in all glory. Her dress rode up. Period, end of. And it's fucking weird.

Cellulite is called the white woman's curse. Black people do get it but not as much, it has to do with the way fat is stored.

You can see the material stop at her ankles.

Not yoga pants. Not shorts or leggings. The skin on her legs is slightly two-toned. Exposure to the sun can sometimes lighten black skin. There are no pants lines. Try enlarging the picture if you dare.

I think it's the "we see leggings" people who are being gaslighted.

I think we can all agree it's not cool either way.

R110 No it's just the soles of her feet that are lighter than her legs. Can you not tell skin when you see it? Do you need a new prescription for your trifocals? That is bare FLESH, man.

[quote] Also dark skin hides imperfections better

Tell us about it.

The extensive debate and examination of this rhino's fat ass is why I come to DL. Better than the JFK conspiracists watching the Zapruder film over and over again for clues.

It used to be you dressed up to fly somewhere. I remember people dressed in their Sunday best in the 60s. Men wore suits and ties. It looked glamorous.

Last year, a bodybuilder boarded out plane wearing a muscle tank, with nipples far outside the confines of the tank. Not that I minded. But if I was sitting next to him, I would be miserable looking at his chest and wanting to squeeze those nipples.

If a hot guy was boarding a plane pantsless DL would be cheering him on.

SHE’S NOT WEARING PANTS PEOPLE

Does she have government experience and live in California? Gavin Newsom should appoint her to DiFi's Senate seat. After all, they have a relaxed dress code in the Senate now, she'll do fine!

We're not saying she's wearing pants because of her feet. We get pigmentation and color variations on a particular person.

The woman in front of her is wearing bedroom slippers.

The people who cannot see nor believe that this crazy woman was actually straight up bare-assed in a public airport remind me of the island natives who could not see the ships on the horizon because such a thing did not fit into their experience and they just simply could not conceptualize such a thing, therefore they didn't see the thing.

I get it. It's odd. Almost inconceivable. But it's real. That is a bare ass in an airport.

At first I thought they were leggings because she gets lighter at the ankles but the skin on the back of her knees is also lighter.

With or without leggings you know she thought she looked hot.

That old lady makes me miss Mobility Mary.

So somebody photoshopped that pic at OP to make pants, tights, leggings invisible.

I’ve never seen leggings go that far up anybody’s ass crack

Blows my mind that anyone would say with a straight face that the woman is wearing anything on the bottom half of her body. It's bare skin, clear as day. There is no fabric there. There is nothing there but skin. C'mon. Are you just too wigged out to allow your brain to register that it's a woman's bare ass in a public airport?

Why doesn’t someone help her out and pull her dress down? I’ve had my skirt hiked up like that without knowing, and it’s embarrassing. Though usually I’d be wearing panties underneath. Lol

R127 - are you trying to say the entire video was photoshopped?

This is my absolute favourite thread for ages, the replies are just so funny.

Imagine having settled into your aisle seat and Naked Nene arrives with her full moon and announces she's the window seat.

A WITCH!! SHE'S POSSESSED BY SATAN!! BURN HER!!!

“Just wonder’n if anyone be interested”

The airlines would not let her board the plane bare assed. I have to believe that they would not.

I've been watching to see if the media tracks her down to give her side of the story.

Still nothing.

[quote]At first I thought they were leggings because she gets lighter at the ankles but the skin on the back of her knees is also lighter.

Not only this, but I took a screenshot and magnified it around her feet. The darker skin coloring extends to the top of her feet. If it were leggings her whole foot would be a different color.

I don't doubt she is wearing something, but it has ridden all the way up her ass.

It looks like she had a wardrobe malfunction and wasn't aware of it and no one was polite enough to pull her aside and tell her.

Who could've ever predicated that "Soul Plane" would one day become reality?

That motherfucker is NOT real!

R139 is correct.

This whole thread is moronic.

Spirit should have made that heffa check some of the junk in her trunk.

I said this in the other thread :

I am a fat chick. if she were wearing ANYTHING (leggings, tights, spanx) tight enough to go up her but crack like that it would be 100 percent obvious because wherever whatever ended would cut into her flesh drastically and like roll up a bit around the edges leaving a thick dark obvious line.

I am starting to suspect none of you have ever worn spanx or short leggings.

It’s not fair. I tried to board a Spirit flight in assless chaps and got turned away. Their policy is discriminatory towards men.

Would any of you queens have had the courage to tell that heifer that her ass was showing?

I can just see some old black grandma tapping that sow on the shoulder and saying "gal, did you know ya coochiepop is hangin' out?".

R126: "That old lady makes me miss Mobility Mary."

Well, her customary lamentation would be appropriate: "Oh, my God. OH, MY GOD!!!"

Yes, R146. I'd say "Lady, why do you have to parade around in public with your ass hanging out, looking like a ho?" Then I'd run before she tried to beat me up.

What I don’t understand is all those other people around her…nobody else noticed it? No comment from the airline? There haven’t been any other tweets?

[quote]I tried to board a Spirit flight in assless chaps and got turned away.

All chaps are assless.

Someone with good Photoshop skills should add some toilet paper hanging out of her ass.

RE other people saying something to her -- maybe it was a collective case of "Not my problem." Maybe people were embarrassed for her and scared to say something. And -- as I suspect -- maybe someone DID say something, shortly after the video ended.

She is wearing vulgar flesh-colored leggings. If she was actually walking around the airport bottomless, TSA or airport police would have detained her and likely have her arrested if she refused to cover up.

Stop gaslighting me!!

This woman is NOT WEARING LEGGINGS.

[quote]I've been watching to see if the media tracks her down to give her side of the story.

R134 might have the answer, since s/he's related to her.

The true tragedy is the fringed cowboy hat she's carrying.

This is our version of the Zapruder film

This is culture. She is refusing to follow white Amerikkka's respectability politics!

She’s not wearing leggings. Didn’t you hear the lady? NO DRAWERS.

Perhaps we should be showing some cultural sensitivity. Among her people, this may be completely acceptable.

The passenger with the empty neighboring seat when he saw her place her overhead right above him

In what universe does "drawers" mean pants? The woman obviously has on espresso colored bike or yoga shorts. What she doesn't have on is UNDERPANTS, so you can see every nook and cranny. THAT'S what the narrator seems flabbergasted about.

Oh dear, R165. You're seeing things. That's naked skin.

My God, Viola!!!! Just because you haven’t been in the headlines for a couple of months doesn’t mean you have to pull PR stunts like this to get your name back out there. Adopt a kid or get a new boy toy instead of dripping old lady juice all over the floor at a second tier airport in Compton…….

I FINALLY saw the tights. Not that it makes a difference on hell.

Where does one purchase ashy tinted tights like the ones she's wearing?

“ I FINALLY saw the tights.”

No one is wearing tights in this video, much less anywhere in Florida in the 100+ degree summer heat.

She’s wearing leggings that are the same color as her skin. It’s a poor choice, but for God’s sake, leave this woman alone. Your racism is disgusting.

[quote]Your racism is disgusting.

So is her outfit.

She's not being ridiculed for being black. She's being ridiculed for being fat.

[quote] She's being ridiculed for being fat.

Fat and having no drawers.

R171 sincerely believes that if this were a demented [italic]white[/italic] landwhale with her unwashed bare ass on display, we would not mock her. New to the site, dear?

If you must clutch your pearls, R171, clutch them over sexism. If this were a man strutting bare-assed around the Spirit terminal, the reactions would be quite different.

Butt Out sounds like an association for Gay men who are into dump trucks.

[quote] I swear we are living in a simulation and the NPCs are glitching.

Gen Zs don’t realize how much they embarrass themselves by babbling like this.

The world is not a video game. Put the controller down and grow up.

I’m 41.

It’s so cute you think Zoomers post here.

That’s far, far sadder, r178. Although millennials started the Peter Pan Syndrome thing, of course.

Boomers: “Why can’t young people take life seriously and and grow up?”

Also Boomers: “Let’s elect Trump!”

Honey, could you please close your curtains? I can see your uterus!

Depends on the situation. Remember the fun the entire nation had with those two white hippos who shoplifted and made a slow getaway.

I FINALLY saw the tights, I saw the tights

No more darkness, no more night

Now I'm so happy, no sorrow in sight

Praise the Lord, I saw the tights

This story is in the Daily Mail now, with pixellation over her big bare ass..

Yes, I saw the tights, in your thighs.

Tights in brown satin... Never reaching the end... Posts I have written... Never meaning to send...

Booty I'd always missed... With these eyes before... Just what the truth is... I can't say anymore...

I guess black does crack.

Black has crack and lots of it.

The people who say she is wearing tights are high on crack.

And youuuuuu....tight up my life....

You give me hope...to board the plane

You light up my legs

And fill my crack.....with.....HOPE!

R183, R184, R187, R191

I love you all. Please be my sister wives!

The poor girl doesn’t know her dress has ridden up. Yes, she should have worn underwear, but maybe she ran out of clean pairs, being on vacation.

Wouldn't she feel a draft with her bare ass hanging out?

A sportscaster has taken inspiration from her and run with it.

[quote] Boomers: “Why can’t young people take life seriously and and grow up?”

[quote]Also Boomers: “Let’s elect Trump!”

Whataboutism at its finest. Trump is not your catch-all get-out-of-jail-free card. Using your logic, you automatically lose every argument with someone outside the US because Trump.

Very immature.

I will scissor with you hon at R194! And I love all of our snark!

Not sure why the Grand Dragons in this thread can't see that this SAVED and SANCTIFIED young woman is CLEARLY wearing tights.

If you wear leggings or even tights, however sheer, they soften or obscure the definition of the buttcheeks and the crack.

Also you would not have the sheen of bare skin anymore. The texture would be that of fabric, not flesh.

Also who has ever seen tights or leggings in that color? Mottled brown? The exact, precise, identical color of the skin on the rest of her body? In my 50 years on this earth I have never seen tights or leggings that color.

See below. Even the skintight translucent leggings in the photo obscure the crack. There is always going to be fabric papering over the crack. Our queen at the airport has an unobscured crack and deeply defined cheeks, all with the sheen of bare skin.

If she is wearing tights, I wonder if she’s a ballet dancer. She has that sort of graceful bearing. She may not have had time to put on drawers at the studio in the rush to catch her flight.

Would one of you bitches who "sees" the leggings or tights please screenshot a photo and use Markup to identify and label exactly where you are seeing the hem of the leggings?

Phantom leggings on Spirit Airlines.

I can't wait for the Lifetime Movie adaptation of this incident and the furor it is causing here.

Is Gabby Sibourday available?

The people who say they see leggings are all trolls. They'll keep this "debate" going forever.

When our friend reached the boarding gate she was stopped:

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I can't let you board."

"Why not?

"You're not wearing any pants."

"They're called leggings!"

"I don't think so."

"Well, lots of people think that's what I got on!"

"Who?"

"Several. There's been a poll."

"Well, it looks like you're naked from the waist down. Why don't you pull down your top to cover up a little?"

"I'm wearing a top?"

This thread has gone into my top 5 favorite DL threads. You bitches make me laugh!

What’s a big girl to do when there’s no more Big Mama hose?

That "dress" would look great on Billy Porter!

JESUS CHRIST, enlarge the photo. She's wearing tights.

I did enlarge it and she's still bareassed, or possibly with a thong stuck way up her crack.

Was she bare ? Was she wearing tights?

Entire religions have schismed over theological disputes like this

She’s wearing see-through, clear leggings.

I'm a fan of invisible leggings.

Just be glad it's not Lens.

Even Lens would wear drawers.

She needs to, or all the pebbles would drop out.

You bitches are arguing like Romy and Michelle over who was the Mary. I hope the leggings vs. bare ass debate keeps this thread going to 600 replies.

Shanqeeza be airing her cat!

Either way, she should not be dressed like this. It looks disgusting.

None of you bitches have ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

[quote] None of you bitches have ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

Seriously, I urinated on the floor at Kroger this past summer, but at least I had my pants on and had a cart in front of me while I did my business.

She has no problem leaving skid marks on the seat cushion. The same one you are supposed to hang onto for dear life if you land in the water. Let that sink in for a moment.

R222 is Janet Jackson. Welcome to the DL, Janet! You are beloved by many here.

This is what happens when you inadvertently pack the pants and underwear you’re going to wear that day in your checked luggage and you don’t realize until you get to the gate that you made a mistake. We’ve all had that with some item I’m sure.

No one has replied to r203 I see.

R213: "Was she bare? Was she wearing tights? Entire religions have schismed over theological disputes like this."

Well, she DOES bring Henry VIII to mind!

I'm really curious if she was able to get on the plane looking like that. I sure hope not.

I *think* I see the bottoms now. They’re not leggings, but bike shorts. They end a couple inches above her knees.

If you zoom in on the video, her butt and thighs are a darker brown than her calves and knees. And they’re very smooth and a uniform color (because it’s covered by fabric). The reason you can’t see a seam is because the fabric is being eaten by the butt, but I do believe it’s there.

Pause the video when the woman is standing directly in front of the silver pole. Her crack is covered by the pole and right there you can see that she’s wearing spandex type brown shorts.

[quote]If you zoom in on the video, her butt and thighs are a darker brown than her calves and knees

Maybe she likes to tan wearing socks.

You don’t think the woman who took the video could tell it was a bare ass?

I have flown Spirit and Frontier Airlines once each. Never again. Relentlessly bottom drawer airlines.

r230 still don't see it. Spandex would have a clearer line at the bottom on her thigh

Spirit is a great deal, where else can you fly to Fort Myers for $19.99?

Spirit Halloween sure has been successful. - Rose

[quote]Spirit is a great deal, where else can you fly to Fort Myers for $19.99?

Also, their new policy of making drawers optional is kind of intriguing.

[quote] Also, their new policy of making drawers optional is kind of intriguing.

There's a surcharge of $10 per item of clothing on each Spirit flight. She was just saving a few bucks by not wearing drawers.

Worse stuff on People of Walmart every day. She's clearly trying to call attention to herself, though.

They’re going to have to burn her seat on the plane

Spirit Airlines has seats?

We need a warning to everyone at the airport: If you see nothing, say something.

That's the problem, r244, we see nothing, especially pants!

Maybe she had just come from the office, where they had casual Friday.

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